poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

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dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud
peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

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mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

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"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.

Don’t you just love human history?

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